Hey! Just finished CA this week aghh sucks big time though. Bet I'd score super lousy for it. Anyways, had tournament too, and okay it's much better than last year but my average dropped for doubles UGHH! Nevermind. Can't wait for tomorrow to Wednesday! IT'S GOING TO BE FUN WHOOHOO FOR ONCE, BOWLING ROCKS! HAHA! Bowling dinner tomorrow to celebrate Lydia's and Jiayan's birthdays(: And yes there're lots of secrets hahaha. Shall upload photos for them after that. AND AH-HA! MARCH HOLS IS COMINGGGG! ONE MORE WEEK TO GO!
Okay went to Jiayan's house last Monday to "study" after having our lunch at IKEA. Anyways played at her house: Dorothea, Wanzhen, Qimei and Jeslyn. Hahaha it was so funny. Did alot of stupid things. AND THEY ACCUSED ME OF BRINGING GERMS TO HER HOUSE WHICH SPREAD AROUND IN SCHOOL TILL NOW>:( Sorry lurhh you know i couldn't help it but sneezing around hahaha. AND I DON'T WANT TISSUES FOR BIRTHDAY PRESENT OKAY TOE! And yes everyone got sick with me:D
Boss: Where were you born?
Ah Beng: Singabore.
Boss: Which part?
Ah Beng: Wat 'which part'? My hole body all born in Singabore lah...
Ah Beng and his brother Ah Seng were fixing a bomb in a car...
Ah Seng: Meng-ah, wat happen if the bomb kana explode halfway?
Ah Beng: Blarder, dun worry ok. I still got one spare one in my bag, relac...relac.
Ah Beng: Your new car is wat name-ah?
Ah Huay: I forget the car name areddy, but I know start with 'T'.
Ah Beng: Wahsai, you got buy a strange car start with 'tea'. All cars I know one start with petrol.
Ah Beng joined a new company. The first day he worked till late evening on the computer. The boss was extremely happy and asked what he did till the late evening.
Ah Beng: Alamak, boss. You know, all computer keyboard alphabets got all sala one. They not in order, so I fix one by one until darn late loh.
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken.
Ah Beng: Heng ah! I thought it a brand new one!
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Ah Beng: Control yourself, blarder. Don't cry okay. Got see tat man? He lost his head. He got cry meh?
NOW THE LAST ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Ah Beng: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr...
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it!
Ah Beng: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
:D I WANT LG ICECREAM PHONE!
WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL???
Try it without looking at the answers
1) Pick your favorite number from 1 to 9
2) Multiply by 3, then
3) Add 3, then again multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)
4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number...
5) Add the digits together
Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below:
1. Einstein
2. Nelson Mandela
3. Elvis Presley
4. Paul Newman
5. Bill Gates
6. Gandhi
7. George Clooney
8. Warren Buffett
9. CHENGYEE
10. Barack Obama
I know...I just have that effect on people... One day you too can be like me... :) Believe it!
PS: Stop picking different numbers. I am your idol, just deal with it! And if you can't, just accept it and don't ask any questions, okay? Ha-ha-ha...