JOKE(:

Officer: What Is Your Name?
Candidate: M. P. Sir.
Officer: Tell Me Properly.
Candidate: Mohan Pal Sir.

Officer: Your Father’s Name?
Candidate: M. P. Sir.

Officer: What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Manmohan Pal Sir.

Officer: Your Native Place?
Candidate: M. P. Sir.

Officer: Is It Madhya Pradesh?
Candidate: No, Munnur Pal Sir.

Officer: What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate: M. P. Sir.

Officer (angrily): What Is It?
Candidate: Metric Pass Sir.

Officer: Why Do You Need A Job?
Candidate: M. P. Sir.

Officer: And What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Money Problem Sir.

Officer: Describe Your Personality.
Candidate: M. P. Sir.

Officer: Explain Yourself Clearly!
Candidate: Magnanimous Personality Sir.

Officer: This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now.
Candidate: M. P. Sir.

Officer: What Is It Now?
Candidate: My Performance...?

Officer: M. P.!!!
Candidate: What Is That Sir?

Officer: Mental Problems!!!

:D

What Tan Cheng Yee Means

You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life. You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home. You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily. You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind. A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable. You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out. Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia. Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person. You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together. You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life. You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone. Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs. You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in. You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising. You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care.

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

Your Beauty Element is Water

Feminine and dreamy, your beauty style is classic and very vintage. But you never look out of style! You have a way of making classic looks modern again.

What's Your Beauty Element?

hello! i'm so bored): nothing to do! and i woke up like so damn early! should have went to sleep more but,nevermind:D okay,didnt go to school today. i feel lazy you see,ahahaha. and i know my post's crappy!:D
okays,had training yesterday at chevron. it was so damn far! cabbed there. and wanzhen "brought" me home cause i dont know how? she's so sweet! tried to trick many people about the pig question. but it seems like only jiayan was the only who got tricked,AHAHAHA. so can you make a conclusion out of this? [jiayan's the only pig:D] and you must already admit the fact,jiayan! rachel's going to get trick soon when she goes school(:
2 more days to the closure of school!(:
and i shall go do some boring stuff to kill my time!