JOKE(:

Officer: What Is Your Name?
Candidate: M. P. Sir.
Officer: Tell Me Properly.
Candidate: Mohan Pal Sir.

Officer: Your Father’s Name?
Candidate: M. P. Sir.

Officer: What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Manmohan Pal Sir.

Officer: Your Native Place?
Candidate: M. P. Sir.

Officer: Is It Madhya Pradesh?
Candidate: No, Munnur Pal Sir.

Officer: What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate: M. P. Sir.

Officer (angrily): What Is It?
Candidate: Metric Pass Sir.

Officer: Why Do You Need A Job?
Candidate: M. P. Sir.

Officer: And What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Money Problem Sir.

Officer: Describe Your Personality.
Candidate: M. P. Sir.

Officer: Explain Yourself Clearly!
Candidate: Magnanimous Personality Sir.

Officer: This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now.
Candidate: M. P. Sir.

Officer: What Is It Now?
Candidate: My Performance...?

Officer: M. P.!!!
Candidate: What Is That Sir?

Officer: Mental Problems!!!

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