i'm bored): waiting for barbecue:D and jiayan's leaving tomorrow,leaving me here): i'm angry with her you know! hubby left me for tokyo. mommy going to leave me too): TEOJIAYAN! I WANT YOU TO BRING ME ALONG! AND YOU JUST SAID NO TO ME):
my uncle sent me this. enjoy:D and i know it's quite lame!!!!!

David saw a job advertisement which piqued his interest. It says, "Meals and home accommodation fully provided during office hours, but not after. Must be athletic".
He eventually realized that it was a job at the zoo. The zoo's star attraction, Ah Meng the orang utan, had fallen sick; and it being the school holidays, the zoo management had no heart to disappoint the school kids among whom Ah Meng is easily the most popular zoo exhibit.
David had to don a costume which transformed him into a very lifelike orang utan, and he had to swing from tree to tree, or engage in any amusing orang utan behavior, whenever it is necessary to entertain the zoo visitors.
After a few days, while he felt that the costume was somewhat stifling and hot, he had started to enjoy what he had to do. In fact, being a school gymnast before, he had started to draw good crowds. Hearing the 'Ooh!'S and 'Aah!'S made him feel almost like a pop star!
Then one day, he swung just a bit too far, and landed inside his neighboring enclosure - in which a large male fully maned lion prowled. His yelp on landing suddenly froze into a terrified silence when he saw that lion a mere few meters away, and approaching.
After a few agonizing moments of silent terror, he found his voice and was about to let rip the loudest scream he could muster when the lion, then upon him, hissed, "Shut up! You fool! Do you want both of us to lose the job?!"